Legs

On the south side of campus is a very long set of stairs and a long trail that leads up to campus.

I always opt for the stairs.

I call them "The Steps of Shame."

I walk up these stairs: Every. Day.

And every day I take my two little legs and I try to tromp as quickly as I can up this vicious flight of stairs.

And every day a different person passes me by taking two to three steps at a time.

It's as if they see me struggling to make it up one step at a time and they say "GO GO GADGET LEGS!" And then they shmooze past me like a mountain goat.

Sometimes I want to yell "Unimpressed!"

But that would be a lie. against honor code.

I'm quite impressed with these Inspector Gadget meets Centaur BYU students.

But not as impressed as they'll be when I zip past them on the trail on one of these.

xo