I'm sure I'm not entirely unique in being quizzed each week on my nonexistent dating life.
However, when there is indeed someone worth mentioning I like to make the process as painful as possible.
Mom: Have you meant anyone in your ward? alluding to the male race, of course.
Me: Yes. I met a boy named XXXXXX.
Mom: Oh really?! Is he nice?
Me: No. He's the meanest person I've ever met.
Mom: Is he cute? disregarding my comment.
Me: No. He's ugly and has warts.
Mom: You're mean.
xo
p.s. for the record: he's not so ugly.
2 comments:
hahahahahahah! oh i just had a good laugh. i hope that conversation really happened because it's hilarious. (I always have similar conversations with people... ARGGG!)
I love this so much - it made me laugh, and I had to read it to Beth. and I might be able to guess said individual - was he the one who stole your heart by chance?
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