Legs

On the south side of campus is a very long set of stairs and a long trail that leads up to campus.

I always opt for the stairs.

I call them "The Steps of Shame."

I walk up these stairs: Every. Day.

And every day I take my two little legs and I try to tromp as quickly as I can up this vicious flight of stairs.

And every day a different person passes me by taking two to three steps at a time.

It's as if they see me struggling to make it up one step at a time and they say "GO GO GADGET LEGS!" And then they shmooze past me like a mountain goat.

Sometimes I want to yell "Unimpressed!"

But that would be a lie. against honor code.

I'm quite impressed with these Inspector Gadget meets Centaur BYU students.

But not as impressed as they'll be when I zip past them on the trail on one of these.

xo

When Santa is loosed....

Today in my D&C class we were discussing section 29....in a nutshell it's about the signs of the times and what happens before and after the second coming. My Professor mentioned that Satan will be loosed after "the little season". I scribbled that down. And a few seconds later I realized that I accidently wrote:

"Santa will be loosed after the little season to tempt us."

I then spent the next twenty minutes trying not to pee my pants every time I looked at my notes. I'm glad I can at least crack myself up. 

xo